shittyaus:

Yes!!!! these are my LIFE honestly

• you just called me out of the blue to pick you up at the airport????? I mean I’m here but you fuck you just said it and hung up
  
• you tapped me from behind and I screamed and now everyone’s looking at us oops
• I didn’t recognize you at first until you smiled at me/said my name and then I tackled you
• you didn’t recognize ME until after I tackled you as a sobbing mess
• we’re both sobbing messes

• whAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GREW A BEARD GROSS SHAVE IT OFF “that’s the first thing you say to me?” IT HAS TO GO

• your hair????? is gone????? is it even you????

• YOU GREW A BEARD ITS SO NICE “no hello first?” SO NICE
• i honestly see this one with someone who left before or just starting t hormones and i think it’s just really cute??? ignore me

• *cliche puberty hit like a train to one or both*

• YOU ARE MISSING AN ARM “okay, shocking I know but nice to see you too-” AN. A R M.

• we ended on a really bad note when you/I left but now we see each other and I’m/we’re both instantly sobbing messes and apologize

• we ended on a really bad note when you/I left and you’re a sobbing mess and apologize but I’m still pissed

• we literally spend all day catching up and now you’re late to your date O O P S

I may or may not have a bunch of these stored up ^^’ (also hi!!! I love you too!!!!!! especially for sending this in!!!!)
~Mod Karissa